The face says, ‘are we there yet?’, the windshield says ‘only if there means animal heaven’.

While it’s now in remission, John Hurt was diagnosed with cancer some time ago. I’d really like someone to hide this British treasure too, please.

Someone please hide Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen.

Never thought I would say this and 100% mean it, but Kirsten Dunst totally deserved this and got robbed. By Lady Gaga.

immediately thought of the shameless storyline with v, v’s mom, and kev but then realized that was a little different.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

Single Orange Female.

You mean like the presumption of innocence is only for the innocent? Hi, Ken Katz!

Which is great for Schwimmer, but I can’t help but feel like if Ross was real and he didn’t end up with Rachel he’d totally be the type of guy to move to Asia, marry a local 15 years younger, and proceed to forever shit on “inferior” American girls.

Watson Your Shelf

Kirsten seriously had better win every award she is nominated for Fargo. She was the brightest gem of an actor and this season was full of them. Seriously, not one bad actor in the whole cast. Usually there is that one that is OK or bad, but not one single actor in Fargo S2 put in a mediocre job. Best season of TV in…

That’s the American spirit!

DICK WIG! I’ve decided to call it “The Trump”:

Ha! Right? So depressing

A couple of years ago I was driving to work and Godsmack came on the radio so I happily sang along. At the end of the song the stations call sign was played and it was the classic rock station. But! But! But! I saw them in concert in high school!

Okay. Given that Obama made the Affordable Care Act the cornerstone of his presidency, and given that a vast number of African-Americans were among the previously uninsured, I’d say the Obama administration has been the engine behind significant improvements to African-American wellbeing. You can also add his…

I wonder which thrift store a staffer bought that old Bible from.

JINGLE BITCH SCREWED ME OVER, GO TO HELL JINGLE WHORE