He has a girlfriend? And I can't get a date even if I offered a free puppy at the end of the night. Awesome.

I didn't know this was a thing. I wish I could unknow this.

I got so excited when I saw him! Being Human is one of my fave shows and I just adore him.

I don't even care about the realism. Anything that brings a mostly naked Gale Harold to my screen is A-OK in my book. That man is truly the handsomest man that was ever born.

Well, guess I am not getting any work done today.

If I knew for a fact I didn't have a sister, I would swear we share the same mother. I love the woman, but she cannot deal with silence. When we are in the car, i.e. I am fucking trapped, I mentally time the silences. She literally cannot go longer than 2 minutes without talking. I know when to "uh-huh" and "mmmm" in…

This is making me laugh so hard. I read all of them, multiple times as tween. I can't imagine coming at this as an adult, because it must sound so insane. It is. But at the time, these books were everything.

Got a perm and dyed my hair red the same week (my hair was literally a fire hazard at that point), gave my ex my car just so he would move the fuck out of my house, drank tequila from 5pm-2am on my 25th birthday and took a job as one of those horrible people in the mall who want you to take a survey. But nope, still…

I already have an appt and am getting my pixie on this Saturday. I am so excited! My current chin length bob is cute, but I have had it for a few years and am bored to death with it.

She is giving my beloved sandwiches/subs a bad name. A co-worker and I were talking about subs this morning and realized that we could probably talk about them for hours.

It probably won't be super flattering, but I am getting the Michelle Williams cut this weekend. I finally decided to just say fuck it and do it. It won't make my face look fat. The fat in my face already does that for me.

Her screaming "Whip it! Whip it LIKE A MAN!" is quite possibly my favorite tv moment of the year. It never stops being funny.

Somehow I missed that video. It's gonna fuel a whole lot of solo sexy times for me.

Well, she has had a lot of metal musicians in her.

I am you, just a year or two older. I would love more than anything to be able to rock a pixie. But chipmunk cheeks and pixies do not mix. So, short bob it is 4Eva!

I slightly misunderstood your first comment. Sometimes I have a case of The Dumbs.

My expertise comes from nothing more than hours and hours of watching Snapped and Investigation Discovery. But I think they have to be looking for specific poisons to find them. It's not like on SVU where they run the blood and ten minutes later find out all the toxins in there. They have to narrow down the search…

Doesn't she watch Deadly Women? A lot of the episodes include old timey murder recreations. Women been killing for a long, long time.

Not in LA they don't. Oh, they offer to fuck me, for sure. But date? Nope. Be seen in public with me? Nope.

Only thin women. Us fatties can't get a message, even if we started offering cash prizes.