Soon to be seen on elite athletes like Dog The Bounty Hunter.

When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be saying, “fuck Jeph Loeb.” And my family will say to me “After all this time?”

Huh. Never caught that before now.

GARBAGE CHOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s a midget and doesn’t look like Harrison Ford.

Meanwhile we have this awesome guy, but you know-Agents with agendas and angles and all striking deals.

“un-awaited, disappointing and unwanted sequels”

I don’t really see what he said as even implied criticism. I think he was pretty spot on. I loved TFA and cite it as the second-most enjoyed film of 2015 (I enjoyed MMFR more — sue me, fellow Star Wars nerds!).

Sorry, Io9, but James Cameron is not one of those filmmakers whose opinion I hold very highly. Maybe if he hadn’t disappeared up his own asshole after Dances With Smurfs made him a billionaire, I’d feel differently.

long-awaited, disappointing, and/or unwanted sequels.

the big surprise of Han Solo being killed is seen coming a mile away as soon as Leia and Han start talking about how great the good old days were Harrison Ford asked to be killed in 1981.

What?!? HAN SOLO got killed?!?

Unlike Avatar and Titanic which were both full of new stories and themes.

It’s a shame that Avatar 2 wasn’t ready. It would go great alongside this year’s slog of long-awaited and/or unwanted sequels.

Finally, a Han Solo figure that actually looks like Harrison Ford. For some reason Ford’s likeness has always been notoriously impossible to capture. Hot Toys has come close a couple of times, but they’ve never quite captured him 100%. Until now.

I think you and I watched a very different first season.

What is it about the watch that isn’t a watch? It shows the time, it syncs with atomic clocks, it’s highly accurate. It can display time in multiple timezones. It has straps that are removable, just like real watches (except easier). It has bracelets. It has a crown. It can act as a stopwatch or countdown timer. What…

I love when random internet commenters think they know better than the most valuable company in the world.

I spent the night in Des Moines once.

It was the longest month of my life.

My problem with Des Moines is that you have to drive for like 4 hours on I-80 to go anywhere else that’s not Des Moines.

Oklahoma City sometimes has sudden explosions of excitement.

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