Hi Dave.  Don’t you have a pizza to eat or a woman to harass?

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Thank you for this excellent and extremely non-metaphorical sprots post.

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! What happened to sticking to sports?? We all know soccer isn’t a sport. Boo this man!

It doesn’t get much better than this, Luis.  

I would think that there would be less soccer and more baseball coverage with the new “two stick sports” guidelines.

*chef's kiss*

Deadspin will forever have my favorite writers and commentariat.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment.

Just want to add my voice to the chorus repeating here. Deadspin has pretty much been an always-open tab on my browser over the years specifically because of the voice this place has. I can go to hundreds of websites that will tell me the score and show me a video of who made the big play, but this place is the only…

Same.

Can I at least be ungreyed before the site shuts down?

Ahh! You’re still here! The funbag lives! Deadspin isn’t completely dead for at least one more day! Thank God.

You didn’t “tune in” to this article? And Deadspin is “great at sportscasting”? Are you aware this is a website, with written articles? Or are you just here to make sure there are a few comments that GMG can point to to say, “see, our audience really does want us to just stick to sports”? 

Just switch to smoking until this is all figured out. Smoking won’t kill you for a good 30 years.

Whether this is the end or not, I will miss the pre-Spanf#$ker Deadspin. You all were my go-to source for sports and non-sports coverage. I remember during the Doug Ford and Teo scoops, I was checking Deadspin probably 20 times a day. I loved the Drew, Patrick, Barry, Tim, Will Gordon’s Drunk Spin, and the best…

So, no posts in 23 hours... did everyone get fired or what?