They just need to start pumping water through, give people rafts, and BOOM, you’re commuting to work in a water slide!

Hah - thanks!

I love your writing Doug. This had me laughing the whole way through.

Poor.

I feel like another twenty minutes, a couple more scenes with Tatum and Johansson, and the film would have worked. As is, it was just a series of weird vignettes.

He’s terrible and I’ve hated every performance he’s ever given in what I’ve seen* of his work. It’s just objectively awful by every measurement of acting in the history of the craft. Even the way he walks is wrong. His hair is the wrong texture. And have you seen his clavicle? That’s not a Han Solo clavicle. Worst of…

Which has a Turbo, a (legit) Manual, a rear engine, and RWD?

WOW. I maybe give up.

You win. That’s incredibly sad.

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

where have I seen this before?

An alternate headline for this piece is “AMC Cedes Only Advantage Theaters Have Over a Good Home Theater System.”

When you tell a 22-year-old to turn off the phone, don’t ruin the movie, they hear please cut off your left arm above the elbow.

As it was a year later, I just saw your response and was happy to relive this moment for myself.

Sophisti-what?

LOL sure

It doesn’t, however, include Oscar Isaac and Domhnall Gleeson recreating the dancing scene from Ex Machina while in their Star Wars costumes. Huge let down.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

An important and frightening marriage statistic that never gets reported is that 50% of marriages end in the death of one or both of the spouses. Marriage is very dangerous.

Have you considered the possibility that it's not the buttered coffee and that you are, like Bruce Willis in M. Night Shyamalan's finest work, simply unbreakable?