I need another digital assistant like I need another messaging platform...

“Nobody in the field was questioning his conclusions, so we didn’t either.”

“COPS ARE OUT OF CONTROL, PUT CAMERAS ON THEM!” - Liberals.
“BUT MAH PRIVACY!” - Also Liberals.

Yet you kids wonder why no one of importance takes you seriously.

but for 35/month you can give access to 6 accounts. roughly 6/person/month

Can confirm. First thing I noticed about the shower in the apartment me and mrs. mcdonut are moving to is that there is no obvious place to put the drink in this new shower.

I guess this would be interesting a few years ago, just not anymore.

Your opening statement that is, not the gadget.

Waiting for the happy ending

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

It sounds like a lot of fun, but that image is not at all what comes to mind...

Do you eat shrimp? They are pretty much just sea cockroaches.

If you’re dealing with a lot of bugs or spiders in your place, and you’re not opposed to using insecticides, I’ve found that Ortho Home Defense MAX Insect Killer for Indoor & Perimeter works pretty well. But that stuff probably isn’t ideal if you have pets or children around.