It’s because the Bengals have been so bad for so long that there is no fucking sense of self or identity 

As a fellow Bengals fan, and a resident of the greater Cincy area...I am laughing that the fact that the “Reds” and “chili” show up in the word cloud! lulz!!!!

The owls are not what they seem!

Another brawl at mixed practice?

“you gotta eat ‘em when they are squeaky”

Where is the petition for this? You have my signature!

“I’ve also been told by a trusted source that Cincinnati somehow has the worst weather in the universe, and that somehow it’s like the Deep South in the summer and fucking Cleveland in the winter.”

R’hllor!

“Richard Sherman is a 49er and nobody wants to talk about it. We’re all waiting for him to either succeed or fail. If he fails and continues to talk about social issues the racist takes will melt your face off. If he’s great, look for the liars who will talk about how they always respected him as a worthy opponent.…

“Mister Mara will go bug-eyed, causing his monocle to drop directly into a bowl of chilled vichyssoise”

“There is NOTHING more debilitating as a parent than thinking your kid is finally asleep, only to have them cry the second you attempt to escape and get some rest of your own. It takes years off your life.”

and everyone is forgetting Ian McDiarmid too!

That’s a felony? Fuck this country.  I thought we were free!

hahahahahahahah

Yes! Why did this stop?!?!

I often just say J instead of Jeremy because anytime I say Jeremy I almost always get asked how it’s spelled and they never do it correctly even when I say so and then I get handed a cup with nonsense on it and it’s so awkward.  

+1 for royalism beef with Burger King

+1 for hot & ready take!

This is pure gold!

I just came here to point out that Trump is totally rockin the “Martin Shkreli face” in that picture