Always easy to tell who didn’t read the post.

And now I will disappear down a rabbit hole of YouTube videos of players avoiding being tagged out. Farewell.

Okay stat guy, he also leads the league in PER, BPM, and VORP.

Whatever. You think you can caramelize onions in 5 minutes.

Vikings could have had Rodgers, but decided they were good with Dante Culpepper.

2017 NFL Draft Coin Toss Runner-Up Banner will debut during the Colts first home game this season.

Well Golfcartgate seems like both a good name and just a summary of the narrative.

Only partially related to this post. Diana, I pretty much only read dick jokes and un-original Deadspin comments at this point, but thanks for being a real journalist in the time we need it more than ever. You’re one of the best out there.

Atlanta Hawks basketball: Catch it...or whoa, watch the fuck out!

thats a jump shot not a pass you dummy

Always fashion accessory truthers.

Always highlight truthers.

wearing an ascot and toting a glass of wine.

That’s what happens when you don’t have protection.