For LeBron loved sports so much that he gave his one and only tweet, so that everyone who believes in basketball will not perish but have eternal NBA playoffs.

I hate having those unexpected ejectulations when reaching first base.

Everything is so pristine, it’s almost a shame to send more rovers or even colonize it with humans....

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

Something along the lines of this?

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.

Boring White People Think Their Boring Shit Is Deep: The Millionth Movie.

Boba Fett wasn’t in A New Hope. That’s what this is the anniversary of.

Breaking news: Woman who was jacked in the face by enormous, physically powerful athlete was “Not actually asking for it,” but was, in fact, being harassed even before punches were thrown.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

The name Brock Olivo sounds like one of those relationship mashups names (Bennifer, Brangelina) if Brocolli was fucking Tivo

Well, I applaud him for wanting to spend more time with the family, because you know...that’s more important.

No

thats an absolute shame. I took to googling right after I posted, but I couldn’t find a definitive answer. What good is a 500+ hp family hauler if I cannot scare the shit out of my extended family on a trip from the airport?