“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

I really want the Giants to make it to the World Series, go up 3-1 against Cleveland and lose.

The returner did Nazi her coming.

Title NEIN

And lookit Prego up there, trying to blend in with the jelly and not get bought.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

That was fantastic.

I think they just really wanted to use that graphic. Check out how rad the fella with the cane is. Pretty sure he’s actually a wizard.

I saw Mad Max: Fury Road at almost midnight on a Sunday, which was fine, except I walked out of the theater more pumped than I’ve ever been in my life to run through walls and fight and shit, and it was 2 a.m. on a Monday and the streets were abandoned and I had to go home and go to sleep.

Old VW = marijuana cigarettes

Hyundai/Kia: Placebo.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

I feel we’re also missing out how the mythical ways he conquered people’s pants across the galaxy.

My takeaway from this is that George Lucas’s problem wasn’t that he used too much CGI... he was just 10 years too early. He payed the price that most pioneers pay; being the first but not the best.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.