He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

As the guy who was president of FSU when the Jameis Winston rape case got swept under the rug, Barron is fast becoming academic America’s poster boy for campus sex crime denial.

“When in doubt, side with a convicted child molester” seems like a solid policy

But that didn’t happen, did it? We’re talking about a Trump supporter denying a Bernie supporter help. Could the same happen if it was the reverse? Certainly. Would most Trump supporters do the same that this guy did? Likely not, because they’re probably not assholes. But trying to justify this because the possibility…

Funny thing is, leaving is absolutely the opposite of what Jesus would have done.

No, don’t remake it! Trick children into watching the original! Laugh at their broken tears! IT’S HOW THEY LEARN.

Front row at an NBA playoff game guy at a family dinner:

Boycotts hurt. They’re meant to. They hurt people who are not directly responsible for, are likely ambivalent to, and may be outright opposed to, the cause of the boycott. It’s pretty much inevitable, and again, you could argue that they’re meant to do this. (They also frequently inconvenience or hurt the people…

The NBA should consider regularly hosting All-Star weekend in areas that don’t have pro basketball. Places like Vegas, Omaha, Philadelphia, etc.

That’s completely different, bro. China has a lot more money than North Carolina.

Ahh so that’s why the video credits identify him as “Hoverboarder No. 8"

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

Nice of him to at least use a self-portrait.

This is so damn sad. An adult fan bringing a glove to a game.

done and done.

This is what that mysterious startup does.

The NFL needs to give this guy another chance, it’s not like he killed five hookers while at SMU.

“Thanks to MLB Advanced Media, my son will know nut-tapping and dick throwing metrics.”

counterpoint: shut the fuck up about nikola tesla