Jeb Lund
jeblund
4/9/14
6:13 PM
177

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.

4/8/14
5:47 PM
18

And in the Hall of Fame he should have an asterisk declaring that he's the only player in the Hall to have two separate HoF careers. First as the only guy to ever do 400 HR and 400 SB and then as the guy to become the most dominant power hitter in the history of the game.

4/8/14
4:03 PM
223

Bonds' 762 should have an asterisk beside it, and that asterisk should reference a note at the very bottom of the list, and that note should read "762 is greater than 755".

4/3/14
1:44 PM
14

You're forgetting another thing he learned from Peanuts, Jeb: that a baseball team should have sub-replacement-level pitching and never win.

4/3/14
1:33 PM
8

Well of course the fucking thing isn't dedicated "To the Straw Man of a Hippie Dropout I'm Beating with Word Truncheons in My Imagination." Read more

4/3/14
1:25 PM
12

This is the main reason I never became rich and famous, I don't want people looking into the dumb shit I did in my 20's...well that and the complete lack of drive and talent and good ideas and ambition.

3/24/14
1:17 PM
13

Upon seeing proof that Manziel was not 100% committed to the National Football League, Merril Hoge's tie knot grew a meaty four inches.