I’ll take “Things I don’t care about” for $500, Alex...

That’s fine, I use Firefox anyway.

$9,000 is about what a running and riding RE-5 is worth on a website that isn’t Bring a Trailer. Easy Nice Price.

O them ol Duke boys at it again.

Only a Jalopnik editor could mistake Yugoslavia for the former Soviet Union.

Take-away: speed limits in the US are obviously too low.

146 in a Neon sounds terrifying.

There were two of these, the other being the Princess Margaret, On the 30th of March 1985 at four 0'clock in the afternoon I was waiting at the Hoverport in Dover to pick up two 15 year old French exchange students. I will let The Lifeboat Magazine explain what happened;

the 2,200 pound hovercraft could carry up to 418 passengers

The look on the judge’s face when he sees the guy driving, as if to say, “Wait, is the thing that appears to be happening actually happening?” is funny as all get out.

Mazda.

I’d go with Mazda. They still have the most Japanese mix in their vehicles. Decent all-around vehicles.

There is never a reason to apologize for shitting on smokers. Ever.

I think you mean unhoused, sans-carred, and dehaired.

This place looks more like an orphanage. Who else lines up at least 7 twin-sized beds in one giant long room like that? Other than Professor X.

I can’t pass this by without wanting to adding one word.

When asked about the incident, the man replied:

“WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

Homeless, carless, hairless.

These people are not very civic minded.

Multiple felonies - for a damn Civic? Add poor judgment to the charges.