James! This read was an epic tour through your growth and contributions here. And that photo of you commandeering the NSFW party is the perfect capstone. (I’m just realizing that the list of times you’ve stood on a table or a chair and made us feel something — remember your NSM presentations? — is long...) Thanks for…
Bye for now.
Farewell James. You’ve been my north star of how to conduct yourself like a representative of this company. You’re gonna do great.
Good luck, James! You’ll be missed!
But! P cool Titty Towel shoutout.
Fuck. All these great personalities on their way out, I fear I started my Gawker career a few years late. All the best, make sure to keep an eye on your jacket (and condoms) at all times.
This company is going to miss you enormously. Best of luck!
But you’re still coming to the Christmas party, right?
It’s funny to think when I first started I was more scared of you than Andrew (for the record, to be scared of either of you is pretty hilarious). Thank you for always pushing me to figure shit out on my own and helping me grow. You weren’t just my boss but a true mentor. Excited to see what big things you do next. I…
Ok, here we go…
Sad to hear this, dude. You’ll be missed!
God damn it.
God damn it.
This will probably be the most personally expensive comment I read this week.
It would *probably* have to be in places where staffers live (so, uh, Chicago, NYC, LA, San Francisco).