Somebody call 911, I think I’m having a seizure. What the fuck was that?

still super solid soiled

the movie that everyone else seems to like but I actually despise, Mad Max: Fury Road

Rolls-Royce owners would never search for a “bumber” or a “bumper” for that matter; that’s a job for the servants.

Ah, you must have missed it, let me get you up to speed then: Chrysler was a company that made things, then they started to make things without much effort, then some Germans bought them and raided the kitchen and then left, some other guys in suits came in and took what was left and churned out some generally…

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

Gluten-free means literally NOTHING nutritionally unless you actually have celiac disease. You don't. I can tell because someone who actually does wouldn't lord it around like some shitty red badge of hipster courage.

I whole heartedly agree: Kenny

The plural of anecdotes—or rants—is not data.

CrashTestDumbass!

Crashholes

Oh man. Exit wounds made me actually laugh at my desk.

Crashass?

This happens so much surely someone has to have coined a term for these people?

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this is why I would never go to one of these things. Too many idiots with cars they can’t responsibly handle, and a bunch of assholes with their phones recording everyone leaving and encouraging them to show off. It’s difficult being a car enthusiast when I can’t stand most other car people.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

I believe that is Steve Stone with the blow by blow.

Anytime basebrawls are discussed I am reminded of my favorite—the time Kyle Farnsworth kicked the shit out of Paul Wilson.