Isn't this the most bizarre statement though? Don't you see how weird this is? This WHOLE ARTICLE is so bizarre. Everybody in this story is passing the buck. Wozniack - estimated to be worth about 100 million dollars, is literally passing the buck to everyone both poorer and richer than him - crowdfunding the hacker…

We must preserve the caricatures, people! It's the only way we can honor the noble savages!

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

This is the worst thing ever to happen in South Africa.

This kinda assumes Ray Rice hasn't laid a hand on anyone before he had the misfortune of getting caught on surveillance footage.

You have to go even more old school.

Maybe I'm overly concerned about the well-being of others, but I rarely recline my seat on flights. I hate those POS who recline as soon as possible and remain reclined for the duration of the flight. If I'm on a long flight (3+ hours) I'll recline when I actually want to try and take a nap, and then go back to normal…

I'll bet you the first death caused by VR is not somebody scared to having a heart attack but rather someone loosing his balance causing him to fall of his chair and bump his head into some nearby rigid object.

Because he just spent the entirety of his column talking about what's wrong with Matt Harvey, and how to fix him?

I find it amazing how many articles there are on how to substitute different things for a steam iron. You can get a decent iron for under $20. Then the board is maybe another $5-10. And it's not like they're on the moon; they sell them everywhere.

My new best hobby is compiling shit I can't do for hobbies.

Look harder. A guy walked into the middle of a racetrack where Tony Stewart was driving a racecar at high speed. He may end up paying in a civil suit, but, criminal charges don't seem likely.

Maybe I heard wrong, but it sounds like he is asking for minor league for football and basketball? Tell me I'm wrong, cause I might be, but that would do away with most major sports programs.

I'm an inherent apologist for the journalism field, but it's hard not to be incredibly cynical about it sometimes. I'm pretty thankful to be at an outlet where even if I don't make a lot of money, I can still spend most of my time focusing on my job and I don't have an editor shouting "CREATE MORE CONTENT! WE GOTTA…

I literally wish you were dead

Since you don't get to decide what ruins someone's life, #5 is not hyperbole at all. People commit suicide over rape. People go to therapy for years. I don't even think it covers what some victims face.

every time a package arrives for my coworkers or myself, I can't help myself but scream "WHATS IN THE BOX!?!? WHATS IN THE BOOXXXXX?!?"

You must not have friends who do this for a living, or friends.

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.