False. That would mean people go to WNBA games.

I'm glad authorities are getting out in front of this heinous crime before they have a chance to more or less forget about it for a year until some pesky journalist comes around asking all kinds of questions and then we've got a full-blown shitstorm on our hands. Because that would really suck.

Dan Gilbert's statement simply read, "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'CLIPPERS OWNER' WINS ONE!"

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JOHN ENNIS! I missed you since Mr. Show!

The best part of this is seeing how respectful his kids are and how fortunate they are to have a dad that takes time to teach them things instead of relying on a decaying educational system. Not saying there are parents who don't take time like this, but from what I have witnessed there are a lot of kids that need to…

Thank you for getting it.

This has always been true. It's your understanding of free speech that is is wrong. It only applies to government action. You are free to spout racist, sexist, homophobic bullshit and I am free to call you out on it and not give you my money. Neither of those actions are in any way related to the 1st Amendment.

I believe bike registration and insurance are a good next step combined with operator licensing. Followed by confiscation of bikes and suspension of said licenses for reckless bike riders.

Yes, you lowing moron, that is exactly what I am telling you. Different leagues have different policies when it comes to taking video. The NBA, for example, could not give less of a shit about people ripping video and putting it on the internet. The NFL used to not care that much, but has gotten more persnickety…

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.

Fuck off, seriously. This is an exact distillation of why dipshit sports fans are so fucking annoying. How in any way, shape, or form does who Jackson hang out with impact you? How in any way, shape, or form do you think you have the right to tell a grown man who he can and cannot be friends with?

That's what they want you to think! The doggie paintings are a clue, man. Bush is trying to tell us something! Dogs. Dogs like bones. Bones get buried. What else get's buried? The TRUTH, that's what! It's so obvious.

People sometimes joke that we need a new plague to get rid of the millions of stupid people on this planet... Turns out we're just going to reuse some old ones.

You're right. We should all stop appreciating sunsets while we're at it, too. SEEN TOO MANY.

I've been around bad cats and bad dogs as well as good cats and good dogs. In my opinion, the difference is in the owner and how the animal was raised.

...but the mechanism looks like a clever way to maximize space for those living in a small apartment with an even smaller bathroom...

This was inevitable, the game has been going down hill since they started allowing the forward pass.

real world consequences like what? you have to go out in it?? you have no right ruining the experience for others that's are following the rules and terms of service