Thanks, I misread and didn’t realize the lender immediately cancelled the loan. I hope the dealership is put out of business.

Based on an admittedly limited sample the last time I shopped for a car, Kia dealers are really going to hold Kia back from going upmarket. They felt maybe half a step above a buy here pay here lot.

I’m not a huge fan of Jesse James. I mean, he seems kind of like a dick. He seemed cooler back in the Motorcycle Mania days, but I digress...

Nuh uh uh

Pops the trunk first.......

In a couple years when Autopilot’s been perfected

I think Dr. Who is very much what people think of when they think of British television.

No... and I really mean.. no.

Didn’t read due to pretentious title, did I miss anything?

I gave up after 5 paragraphs or so and started skimming, then I gave up on that too. Amen

Tom,

I’ll just leave this here and be on my way.

The ever-resourceful Bozi was also helpful when answering my questions about if the mileage information is available anywhere else on the car. There does seem to be such a way, and it’s known as the “Distance Run” parameter.

Isn’t the first movie supposed to be set in the past?

This list is wrong because it’s lacking:

Did you know that Michael Jackson did not invent a teleportation device for his halftime show? It was actually cloning device, and each old clone was murdered when the new clone appeared. I was fooled.

Maybe a third pedal operated by the left foot that required you to release it to confirm that you actually want to accelerate? I think that would be my preferred man/machine interface! If only the drivers in the referred 44 incidents a day had such an interface...

Oh my god the family resemblance is strong!

Why don't sons pledge their purity to their mothers?