In My personal, un biased opinion, the Mercedes M275 bi-turbo V12. 5.5 liters, 36 valves, 24 spark plugs. Available in everything from a Maybach 62 to a Pagani Hayura .

Gib night panel

Merceds wasn't very good at window switches lol.

Ain’t that the truth...

It sounds like you bought a bad car champ. And barring a full restoration, I seriously doubt you spent that much.

Sort of shity audio

Whaaa. How do you figure.

Oh lol. I thought you were saying that you felt sorry they had to drive a S class . It does make you feel a bit special though, especially coming from a ‘98 accord.

Why ? If you can't afford it, well you can't afford it. However, if you can(not that hard) they are unrivaled in terms of bang for buck.

Stairs are gonna be an issue.

Almost got it. I want a long wheelbase G class with the V12 from the S600. It perfect because it makes a metric shit ton of torque at very low rpm . And I want it with 19 inch wheels and no stupid bodykits. Keep the leather interior and power locks though. You don't know joy until you get a massage doing 75

+1 for the trabant . But no lol, I drive a V12 Mercedes S class, the bastion of capitalistic excess. I probably produces as much emissions as a trabant factory lol.

Also, I'd rather drive my car than cycle or ride the one bus that comes to my town. But you probably wouldn't like my car either.

So should I bike to work in the negative 30 degree weather then ?

I'd be down to about 4-5 . But hey, I'd be nice and sweaty and late! But think about how clean the air would be! Worth it in my opinion

What about me ? I have to drive 22 miles every day to my job in the city. I can’t just walk or take the train to work. Not because I don’t want to, but because I can’t. There are plenty more like me. What do we do ?

Hmmm. It just got even sketchier

Well, I was going to recommend a old Mercedes 600, but then I noticed that they are now worth more than Ghana. So maybe a used S65... You’d have plenty to write about, what with the reliability and all. Also, everyone needs to own a V12 at least once