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Addition: Mater and Sally are having an affair, and when Lightning is catching on to it, Mater and Sally decide to clip his brake lines so that he will die and Sally can collect his life insurance. They take the life settlement and run off to Central America where they pay off local politicians to keep them safe.

The only thing that truly bothered me, and detracted from my viewing experience, was the rather generous use of the Laugh Track in the studio shots. That really bugged me.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Yeah, there was one in Jessica Jones - it was when she went to get Hope out of the hotel.

In a different time, under different circumstances, I think Donald Trump and Bill Clinton could have been really great buddies.

Translation: Goodell pulled out

Batman vinegar strokes

He didn’t own you...you just had a shitty, uninformed, poorly researched take. Which, based on your body of work, is your specialty.

Fiddy’s requirements in a car are, and I quote:

Not just any voice at the end of the Defenders trailer - that’s Scott Glen as Stick,

For all his difficulties with his fellow players during his career, I’m finding post-retirement, post-American steroid freakout, post-return to baseball Barry Bonds to be a revelation. He offers legitimate insights into both player dynamics and the technical side of baseball elements, and genuinely seems to be

And that’s how lacrosse players are conceived

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

Ah. The Incredible Sulk.

He’s mastered the art of sleeping while eating cod, which gives him a solid 8 hours of sleep each day.

They tested out “gallo,” but the respondents left them hanging.

Toronto sports fans are upset because they know there is no reason to discuss what happens in the playoffs in May.

Honestly, I thought his work in FF, Scott Pilgrim and especially the Losers was/is pretty underrated — the very worst, it’s highly entertaining and shows a great sense of humor for a guy who looks like that.