Yes! One of my favorite things in the world is surprising kids by treating them like adults! Like, I love doing formal introductions, first names only, with hand shakes. They take it so seriously, the responsibility of acting like and adult, and I’m happy to include kids as part of my community. Kids are cool when…

He should have started screaming: The EVIL!!! IT BURNS!!!!

I mean, I tell the kids in my class all the time that the thing to do when you accidentally hurt someone is to apologize and ask them how they feel. This might be his first run in with the realization that adults aren’t held to the same standards we hold children to.

Plus you know he never takes his clothes off. For any reason.

Absolutely not. I will eat my hat if this kid isn’t on the spectrum - this is my nephew top to bottom. He got smacked, and when you do that, you say you’re sorry. Rules are a big deal. Things like political power and social situations don’t register much. He wasn’t being a brat, he was doing what his mama taught him…

You have a problem with kids who want the teacher to collect their homework? I’m not being facetious, but is that because you were a kid who never did yours? I always did mine, and I’d be damned if I spent an hour on that shit instead of watching TV or playing outside just to have the teacher forget to collect it.…

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

I think it’s some kind of sad “My life is miserable but I’m too boring to get an actual hobby so I’ll pretend I run a business” nonsense. Just drink heavily like the rest of us and stop trying to sell me charm bracelets and supplements, Becky.

If I were the Olsens I wouldn’t want to spend any extra time around Candice Cameron no matter how much they were paying me.