Typical Nextdoor post: “A VERY suspicious man was looking at a package at my house —- I followed his truck and he went to other houses down the street. He carried a clipboard and was obviously casing houses and looking at their packages. WE NEED TO BE ON THE LOOK OUT! Protect our neighborhood from these characters!”

Oh man, TIPS training. There’s a throw back to college.

See also: healthcare wellness programs that award you with your money for taking care of yourself.

Or the ‘so you’re saying I only get to color 2 more pages? Well guess what hot-shot dad, I’ve chosen this EXACT MOMENT to get surgical in my coloring and stay within the lines and move so cautiously you would think a sloth was doing it.”

Came here for this. Thank you.

Is it possible that the founder of a popular airline blog is on a list and gets upgraded when possible so that by chance he writes articles such as this?

Yup. Or in management-style-ese: “just get your shit done”

What about the dozens of dollars worth of iTunes gift cards we’ve been sitting on for a decade? Can I forget to spend those on Apple Music and TV and Movies too???

Hidden compression sock bonus: extra layer of clothes to stay warm when near drafty sections of the plane

Their HOA is going to have a field day with this one.

Speaking as a formal hotel and convention guest — the Ren Center hardly invokes enlightenment. Instead it is a dark, concrete labyrinth that happens to have a Granite City brewery and CVS. But hey, one can see the siren song of Windsor across the way, so, maybe that’s the metaphor to renaissance: sight-lines to univers…

This works very well as both pun and dad joke. Bravo sir. 

Potentially sustainable plan as a single individual living in a rental apartment.

“Sorry we’re booked and don’t have walk-in hours today. We recommend you go to the end of the triage line at the ER so your kid misses a nap, a normal lunch and potentially picks up other pathogens simply bc we cannot spare ‘a few seconds to place “an otoscope with an insufflation bulb to see if the tympanic membrane…

+5 drops of ciprodex

Ugh. We were allergic to amoxicillin. Cefnidir and it’s slightly more powerful cousin batted about .500 for us. Sending you a digital care package of probiotics and oral-suspension’d ibuprofen.

A parent of two kids whom had a combined 18 ear infections (before turning 1yo including post ear tubes) I will invest $10 gazillion dollars into this company to save future parents the misery of holding children down for ear drops and screaming nights of agony.

RIP Jean Claude van Johnson.

Having driven the stretch between Indy and Cincy many times, I could argue they owe you more for emotional damages. #greensburg

Having driven the stretch between Indy and Cincy many times, I could argue they owe you more for emotional damages.…

The beautiful thing about Kyrie Irving walking off into the sunset is that we finally get to see if he teleports back to the other side.