Long live my 1996 Accord Wagon EX where the only problem was the broken odometer that magically worked the day I sold it as-is in 2007 with “80,000" miles. Good night you maroon beast.

Stopping by to say I was looking for Jerry Gallo, but he’s dead. Clerk is going to give me a call back after 3... unless you happen to win this case in the next 90 minutes... 

Hopefully they’re funny or something?

If you want to merge mid-20s city living with mid-30s suburban life with kids... brunch is still where it’s at. Loud restaurant with lots of reliable staples. Plus, some have Kids Eat Free (Granite City Brewery FTW).

That play was every defensive down Conte played for the Bears rolled into a single, beautiful fall to the ground.

+1 identical play in Japan as a backup

Long live Virtua Tennis. 

Imagine if they were called ‘car stores’ rather than ‘dealerships’. A store is a transaction. Some stores allow negotiation on price but generally a straightforward purchase when it comes to product selection and price determination.

How I get to work: do not ride motorcycle

Really hit a Home Run with that one. I Digiorno what you’re doing to do next, hopefully you’re not Freschetta jokes!

Bring a cheap-o paint brush. It will rid your feet and ankles of sand in a fast way that will actually make bringing children to the beach a modestly less aggravating experience!

One of the more disappointing and frustrating outcomes out anti-vaxxing is that it turns the pro-vax (ie people that believe in science) into the scapegoat:

“But but but freedom of speech!” -Fox and Friends, probably

Without watching the episode last night, are these list prices or average she’s price to the end patient? If list, there is a myriad of rebates and trade credits and other payments FROM the manufacturer to benefit admins and retailers to carry the product... So it could all be a giant overblown game of left pocket…

The word ‘sorry’ does not appear in his statement.

Never forget when Tyrus Thomas converted jumping real high and dunking the ball in Round 1 NCAA tournament game into a #4 pick.

‘Studied’ at MIT and Harvard doesn’t equate to receiving a Masters or Phd. It infers being “elite”, just like describing yourself as an ‘Olympian.’ I work with enough folks that paid to attend a weekend seminar on analytics or big data at Harvard and wholeheartedly claim they studied there, to see through that smoke…

We merged our accounts on Day 1: One pay check goes to checking, the other gto savings. We do our best to never touch savings, but on the occasion we hit a month with abnormal spend, we transfer funds to checking. This is net of 401k/etc. If we notice the savings balance is unusually high, we’ll move that excess to…

Virtua Tennis on Dreamcast. Next to Golden Eye and RBI Baseball, one of the great dorm room games in the history of life.

Suggest a soft-side storage ottoman. Use a serving tray to rest drinks or snacks. on top.