I give that site +5 Dancing Hampsters

TIL: Donald Trump is a Deadspin commentator.

3-3 because kids

Replace a few words in that LeBron quote and it sounds like Trump talking about any random person that walked into a room. Generic flattery under a cloud of self-congratulations.

90% of people think they are above average drivers.

Things Jay cares about, ranked:

But the Yankees sent their ‘warmest condolences’ to the family...

In the pro/con debate for the house we purchased “natural gas grill hook-up” was in the top 5 pros.

Virtua Tennis or get out.

Similar with bike helmets. Foam can dry out or erode, losing the effectiveness to absorb force.

An entire post on left turns and zero mention of the Boston Left?

Does Detroit levy income taxes on employees? I think very few municipalities actually do that (only NYC comes to mind).

Is “deeply disappointed” the new “thoughts and prayers”?

If you read the fine print, if you’re a minority the cost to volunteer is actually $300. It is Olympia Fields CC after all, $50k to join, $15k/yr.

Fun Fact: If you have a ‘06-’08 Honda Civic, the dealership will change your blades for free because it is such an impossible task. One time I was in the service center and heard an amazing “FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER” scream from the garage and asked the manager what that guy was working on. Answer: “Civic wiper…

Each Saturday at about 7am for about 5 weeks I would get a voicemail (DND overnight) from a little boy who left this voicemail: “Daddy is Jamal. I hope you are doing okay. I really miss you and want to see you. Mommy said you’ll be home soon and I miss you and want to play in the park with you.” Not a great way to…

+ 1 Mongo

False. Shaving is the worst thing in the world. Requires at least one hand and your attention. You can’t buy more of something to avoid shaving, nor can you watch anything while shaving.

+3 card monte

This being Arkansas, I believe you mean “Wal-Mart Associate Training Program Building”