So, they add a moustache to a Superman rather than CG one out.

Good luck with this. Last time I mentioned “death of the author” in relation to J.K. Rowling on Kotaku people thought I actually wanted to kill her.

*dozens of black-coated men teleport in, blow up the surrounding landscape with their minds to help celebrate*

Time to party like a Cairhienen during the Feast of Lights!

I spent much time “marveling” the characters too... but I was a tad older... you know what I’m saying aaaayyyyyy!

It gets even worse!!

they reminded him that their business model was based on knowing everything about everyone

EVE Online continues to hold the belt for the “Game I love reading about but would never ever consider playing for myself” title.

Tits.

*twirls snooty mustache*

“It’s about historical accuracy” is the new “it’s about ethics in game journalism”?

I think the election will probably happen before then, but who knows since May and company seem incapable of planning anything. 

“In a free system, the labor providers can shop around for the best pay right?”

Socialism does not require primitivism, asceticism or any abstention from consumer goods or technology. You seem to think socialism requires people to not have iphones, when really, socialism calls for the people who make iphones to receive an equitable share of the value derived from their labor. 

If this happened in America, the Radisson would put a lock on their pool gate in response.

Quite impressive, first it was perjury that was no biggie for a Supreme Court nominee, now attempted rape is a-okay. We’re almost there, bottom must be just a few feet away...

Hunkies is people!!!

So you’re ok with gays getting married but you don’t give a shit about poor people. Got it.

Whenever I see one of those sinister and unnatural blue-white smiles out in the wild, I swear I can hear the Battlestar Galactica version of All Along the Watchtower humming background, sounding the Cylon alarm.

I’m curious—do you regard your ability to loathe murderers as unique? Do you think that position is somehow so novel that you have to shout it.