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About 10 years ago my dad asked me if I could get him a “lid”. I asked him WTF he was talking about and he explained to me that a lid in his day was basically a handful of weed, the amount that would fit on top of a lid of a coffee can.

Yes, I do love to get my green from a place that is a mix of Starbucks and the DMV.

I’m not trolling anyone. Pissing your pants over anti-fascist being mean to an NBC reporter is peak liberalism. It’s fucking pathetic.

The world needs Picard right now. It still blows my mind that when they created TNG they didn’t just give us Kirk 2.0 - he's a completely different beast

This software is clearly inaccurate, it only identified 28 of them as criminals.

Yeah, well, maybe they should just get millions of dollars first so they can have a voice.

There’s a running gag that Sanderson already has his rough drafts ready to go, and now he’s just waiting for Martin to choke on a buffalo wing.

I dare ANYONE to show me a dog that can pull off any kind of Lawful alignment.

What’s weird is true capitalists should love this shit. Government-financed roads give companies the infrastructure they need to move goods and people cheaply and easily. Government-financed education provides a glut of educated workers that ensures a healthy supply of high-quality labor while giving the ability to…

Apparently so, if the ditch were filled with material different than the surrounding undisturbed soil. Probably a fair assumption is the above subsurface features act like field drainage tiles without an outlet, where water from natural soil drains to and accumulates. This perched water is shallow enough for roots to…

Israel is an apartheid ethnostate, and if our Jewish identity relies on it staying as such existing (it doesn’t and don’t let Israel continue to coopt your identity), it should fall with it.

Israel is an apartheid state and a colonial state imposed on Palestinians, it has no right to exist.

Yes. Having studied social norms in the medieval and early modern period, and having read a considerable amount about material culture, there are at least two kinds of etiquette:

There are plenty of dating apps for them: bootlckr, grovlr, synikal, gaslitr...

Gawd. This is Amaze-Bawls! From now on, I’m living life to the full macaroni!

And don’t forget one of the best taunts ever:

They became that which they once mocked (not shocking for a bunch of Oxbridge guys and their one pet American).

The Crapture.