There are teammate nicknames and fan nicknames. Where fans often refer to Gretzky as “The Great One”, his teammates would call him “Wayner”. There’s also the lesser known category of ownership nicknames, where Peter Pocklington called him “Crybaby”.

Question: do Wings fans call him “Ant-Man”? I feel that “Ant-Man” would be a good nickname for him.

Always love plans that are literally based on the scheme of a pyramid.

Hey don’t blame the carpet guy, the Vancouver anthem singer was/is a complete bozo who insisted on skating around the rink while singing the anthem like a pompous biathlete.

FYI Lauren, Edmonton is on MT so games are usually on at 9pm in NY. It was only on at 10pm last night because there’s an official mandate that Leafs games come first which pushes the rest of Canada back. It’s in the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

“Siri, what does ‘Nikola Jokic’ translate to in English?”

Hard to imagine any everyday Aussie to go 6 months without yelling “cunt” in public much less Kyrgios.

The way my wife describes being the tallest female in the room all her life is all the immediate expectations thrown upon her. Things ranging from being pushed to play basketball by gym teachers (even though she hated the sport) to being the designated “leader” at work. Not to mention her interactions with others both…

Think this response is gendered. My wife is 5'11" and grateful to have not broken the 6' mark.

“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

Poor defending is also the reason why Manchester City lost to Norwich.

“We don’t exist.”

Cristiano Ronaldo was so insulted by the idea that he would have to stand on stage with lesser players like Marcelo, Sergio Ramos and Luka Modric he didn’t bother to show up.

Schurter’s real offence is that he did not remain neutral.

A friendly reminder that the next decade doesn’t officially start until 2021. All your “Best of 2010-2019” lists are both fraudulent and bogus.

ANSWER: Modern-day baseball has become a world game, and thus, great athletes from several foreign countries now play in the Major Leagues. Since these newly minted millionaires — from far-away places like Japan, Colombia, Curacao, Korea and Canada — have lived their lives speaking only their native tongues,…

Nick Young was so inspired by Jared Leto’s depiction of the Joker in Suicide Squad he went out and dropped 2 points on the Orlando Magic.

I think it’s laudable that the construction workers have taken it upon themselves to protest racism in Serie A by refusing to work.

Congratulations on finishing in fourth place!

I’m sorry but I refuse to have Youppi! shamed in comparison with Donald fucking Trump.