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Tiffany Haddish’s dress reminds me of the parachute we played with in elementary school gym class. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing.

Maybe it was a Pink (Alecia Moore) concert tee?

It’s 2018, maybe they didn’t use his sperm? Still, 70 and parenting an infant?! I’m 39 and totally worn out.

Posh is easily the most replaceable spice girl. 

Sup girl?

I’m more a fan of pop art.

As a Canadian I would like to say that Gomeshi was always an insufferable douche bag and I can’t believe that anyone would care enough to read his ‘work’, take notice of an interview or listen to him pontificate.  Forget rehab. This guy is going to have to re- invent himself in a different job venue....or go on Big

This show isn’t really that kind of show though and isn’t it the last season? I’m calling it now it’s the dog.

10-1 this poor kid cums in his pants on national tv

This. The actual data around this statistic is distorted by every bullshit “family values” organization. 2 parent households are more beneficial for very DUH reasons (2 incomes=more financial security, 2 loving parents is even better than 1 loving parent, modeling healthy relatiinships, etc.) But the practical

How can DC do this? Henry’s the only one who has what it takes to play Superman!

The Social is NOT a Canadian morning show. It airs at 1:00 p.m. It’s a lively, very intelligent, very feminist talk show that’s loosely in the format of The View and The Talk but about 500 times better with more intelligent, articulate, DIVERSE, thoughtful, and well informed women.

Yeah . . . Matthew McConaughey telling me something is “very scientific” is my cue to leave.

We got A Pluses for our recent hurricane work in Texas and Florida (and did an unappreciated great job in Puerto Rico, even though an inaccessible island with very poor electricity and a totally incompetent Mayor of San Juan). We are ready for the big one that is coming!”

Also, his pre-golf shower is an hour and a half long.

They both look like goldfish. 

Oh no no, my friend. They don’t “claim” they’re from NYC—they are from NYC.

this is how we eat lunch every day 

Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

“I think he’s serious,” Legend said.