Wait... so there's a lost city of an unknown civilization in the middle of dense jungle, and it's called the "City of the Monkey God"?

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

I love Kitchenette. And I have a thought. I think we should have posts where we food service workers can pose questions to customers who might be reading, or anyone I guess. For example, why do you find it rude to grab your own receipt (yes, please grab it so I don't have to walk over there again!) but you think it's…

Normally, that guy is full of shit...but in this case?

First, someone obviously underestimates the depths to which I can hate. My hate is beautiful and shining, and saved for some of the worst things a person could see.

I know a delightful jackass that once convinced his girlfriend that lobsters grew their tails back.

This is the most fucking metal thing ever. As a final mission for an amazing machine it goes on a suicide run around Mercury for just a little more science, until it will crash and burn.

The bar for 2015 has been set ridiculously high. Bless you all.

I've found bacon bourbon to be pretty good, and easy to make. Get a mid-sized bottle of inexpensive bourbon (I like to use Jim Beam) and cook 4 or 5 pieces of bacon until crispy. Pour the grease that you've rendered out of the bacon into a mixing bowl.

This part might be a little dangerous, so have a heavy towel nearby…

Dude, you threw that gem away? That's so awesome. I'd wear it and just be like, "SAY SOMETHING!" to everyone that looks at it.

Top Gear USA DVD set.

Google Koala?

This is a close approximation of the design of the hat.

I wish you had a picture of that hat. It could have launched a million car memes.

I may have told this tale before.

Space, while technically low in thermal energy, isn't necessarily cold.