I hope Gustavo Santaolalla does the music. The first game’s music was so immersive, emotional, and perfect. Honestly, the music is my only reservation, which is surprising, as much as I loved the first game. It’s usually tough to count on a sequel being as good as the original, but I know I can count on Naughty Dog…

No, I know. 50 Shades has made everyone think they’re kinky.

Amazing retort. Well played ;)

A new staff member appears, and suddenly shit gets weird...

Did you know that “cuck” is short for “cuckold,” and holds no applicable meaning to this situation? What has journalism become?

It is cool! Don’t let one journalist’s bad impression ruin it for you. Check out some gameplay videos!

It is ;)

I’m a fan of Slain! True, you may not be required to be good, but it’s satisfying and stylish to do so.

Even if it can only play future games at 60 FPS, I’m in! I’m so sick of AAA games being 30 FPS. We’ve had 1080p games for almost 10 years now. This is just a lazy lack of optimization, at this point.

Proofreading FTL.

2 years late to the party! Look, as an adult, my gaming time is valuable. It is kind of insulting that the developers would intentionally make it so time consuming to complete the task of finding a shiny in the first place. If a cheat is out there to bypass a mind numbing activity that costs only time and not skill,…

Really taking one for the team, aren't you, JS? Any death threats yet?

My skin is lighter than the lightest skin color option... I’m not upset. And why should I be? Some games force me to play as a woman or someone completely uncharacteristic of myself, and I don’t mind. Variety is the spice of life.

Yep! Got it here. http://www.google.com

Try proofreading. Your glaring errors are hard to power through.

Liek, language is, liek, so super important in liek, geemz.

Still? Even after ALL THIS TIME?

Whatever. It would just be another broken app with micro transactions, and they'd lay waste to any 3rd party who tried to implement work-arounds to pick up their slack.

Fix the step bug before you shut down the workarounds...

Your headline states that the movie is a disaster, though you obviously haven't even seen it. Great writing, team.