I’ve always had bigger problems with the older generation while working in retail. If millenials have issues, I blame it on their dipshit parents who coddle their kids into thinking the world revolves around them.

Nope! Not mine — but a similar vintage. I was happy to see it and not be responsible for it.

What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

So the one yesterday had limited range, the one today has lots of power but is unreliable. Who says cars and their owners aren’t alike?

If one gets in a collision, does that make it a scrambled Koenigsegg?

“Zibbity zoo-Dah-RUDDDDDDYYYY!”
*Immediately begins to remove your toe*
“Vitamin D”
“Of course not. He’s a devout christian who has maintained his innocence and even helped the authorities in their investigation.
*looks around* He’s here, isn’t he? I’m so scared. I don’t want to die...”

Call it “I just blue six grand”.

Oh, so their head is STILL up their ass—got it. Still, at least they didn’t work against the industry and block a useful technology.

I’m guessing the .8 is a parts car, just in case.

Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t mean we’re saps!

The Element Ecamper is a more modestly priced receptacle:

I think you’re missing the fact that she attacked a black car, which is clearly racist.

The second I read those three sentences, I thought “Okay, that’s why everyone loves Monty Williams so much.” The kind of person who can say something like that, in that situation, is the kind of person who is going to be loved by a lot of people.

at the risk of sounding horrible, that right there might be the only reason religion is worth anything: perspective

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

The gravity of the situation is I don’t live in a vacuum and can not meet the requirement due to my inability to see the horizon

Keeping a hooker quiet.

Panzer? I hardly know her!

I’m pretty sure there were some vulgar hand gestures while saying “That fuckin’ guy Enzo”.