Did doug forget to do a column and threw this together last second because it was easy? doug, doug, doug.

You should be on the new BBC top gear right along with the "DJ" that pukes after riding shotgun. Make a nice couple like Clarkson and May.

nice "always sunny" ref there.

top gear did that. It would suck you in and then two hours was gone. This new one doesn’t look like it will be able to achieve the same draw. Their chemistry made it.

The taco truck is genius. tacos tacos tacos. Be fucking taco Tuesday every day of the week.

constipation

spot on.

Option for second car: cheap, hip, comfortable, rare-ish

How is LA really any better. Yes the first year or so they’ll attend, then when they are a miserable sack of shit (like my browns) the stadium will be empty.

So he lost a finger but ended up with 9 fingers on his left hand?

I once was driving my yellow chevy around smoking a jay and drinking a beer. Went to flick the roach out the window but it was up, falling back into my lap. I used the beer to put it out. Then shortly after my car was stolen with my briefcase that held my papers, business papers.

same shit happened to me. Always check for leftover oring now.

At this point, who the fuck would want to be a Brown? Im a life long browns fan and id rather play for any other franchise right now.

I totally agree with this. He just doesn’t give a shit about anybody but himself. Granted, lots of early 20 year olds are the same, but hes a professional athlete and should pull his head out of his ass. Wasting a great opportunity that so few get.

BOOM

1. I crushed a PT cruiser with a hummer

My click back, with interest (like an actually interesting article like the Merc

You lucky son of a bitch.

Jesse's wallet and Chain included! how did that not sell. That alone is worth $10.00