Bet the gas companies can use this to justify raising oil prices

Maybe she took her driving test in Norway where she "traded" sex for lessons and is really good in the sack?

gold jerry, gold!

id refer to myself as "nighthawk" when driving it. make everyone else do the same.

can I please star this a million more times.

“in da butt"

"two chicks at the same time"

I was 17 years old. Had a 1999 mazda 626, 4cyl. Put in surefire spark plugs and the “tornado” into the air box. Swear I felt more power!

Track Performance Package: Carbon Fiber Package, performance data and video recorder, low mass battery, deleted front carpeted floor mats, deleted tow hook, deleted tire inflation kit ($6,195+Cadillac Cue and Navigation).

suuure you just "seen" them. that what you tell the spouse?

or Time Warner

I give it the first drive out of their parking lot before its either a pile of mashed up asshole or wrapped around a palm. Either way, its going to happen.

well played sir.

Prefer this gen over the newest one.

Also once saw this video of some Bro-truck and his white trash GF cut off some guys with a dash cam. She then proceeded to scream, swear, and flip off the drivers of the car.

Sitting in the back seat of my parents car in a rough part of industrial Toledo, Oh. Waiting at a red light with 6 other cars in three lanes, one being a turning lane. The turning lane had one car waiting. All of a sudden this car comes flying up and slams on the brakes. He has all his windows down (important note).…

Grannies Delta 88 in brown.

last gen. think it was a 2009

Had a client that had one of these. Not only did the trim on the entire car fall apart or come off, but he lost almost $20k/ yr. when he turned it in. Plus the shifts sucked unless you used the paddle shifters. Super comfortable though and spacious.

That E class is a definite no. BHPH luxury car lot in a strip mall next to a hair salon. Probably smells of cheap cologne and astrolabe inside.