Fatherland is one of my all time favorite books. I had no idea it was a movie. Thanks!

@this_charming_one: Here's the thing I don't understand. All she talks about on the show is Skinny Girl this and that yet I have never seen it anywhere else - no bars, restaurants or liquor stores and I live in Manhattan!

Anything looks good with David Bowie.

Hey this is fun. I'm only 5 steps removed from John Mayer. I'm not sure whether to be proud or embarrassed. Heck, I'll just make fun of the Tara Reid "Crab Nebula."

The movie scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. The Broadway version did too but for a whole host of other reasons. shudder.

No matter how hard I try, I still can't tell the difference between Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds. It's like that whole Dylan McDermott/Dermot Mulroney thing.

@newmakcity: Oh Sayid in a tux. Hottest thing ever.

@unmoldednicole: My dog is obsessed with the Kardashians. There's a joke there about bitches, I just haven't had enough wine yet to figure it out.

Oh Gargamel! If only you had put out, all of that could have been yours.

@veronykah: I've only seen him call her "Madge" or "Her Madgesty."

What really pisses me off about this guy is how he only picks on people without power. He consistently fawns over Madonna and Angelina Jolie. Mariah Carey was another of his favorites until her albums stopped selling. Perhaps the worst example of the crap on his site is the series of posts disparaging Adam…

@Good Cop Baby Cop: I believe this has been scientifically proven.

Seeing Leif Garrett makes me realize that I have always had questionable taste in men. It also explains that brief Richard Grieco fascination.

The bride wasn't lying when she told Nicole she would be able to wear that dress again.

@CanyonCareIsTimeConsuming: Ok. I'm embarrassed to admit that I know this but OLTL actually has 5 gay characters: Kyle, Fish, the injured ex-boyfriend who is trying to break them up, the high-powered african american woman and of course the lesbian psychic. No show is complete without a lesbian psychic.

@keldo: I don't understand how you can have 19 kids and NOT want alcohol conveniently located.

@Ant Girl: I'm thinking about how much fun I would have wielding a light saber while wearing a pair of Louboutins. I am such a badass in my head.

Four? That doesn't even cover college and THAT was 20 years ago. Can't decide whether to hang my head in shame or do a little happy dance.

I love this kid. Makes me want one.

When I was young I moved to Colorado for a year. I had attended a reform Hebrew school at home but had to study at an Orthodox school in Colorado. Budding feminist that I was I was outraged that I had to sit in the back of the synagogue and study with girls. On the other hand, these people seemed to have a much…