“Peter, crouch.”

Go to hell.

No snark: This IS a cool story, bro.

Man, people will really piss on anything, won’t they? I think last year if you wanted to do the father’s day catch, it cost like $15 per person and the proceeds went to the team’s charity organization (which funds baseball in the inner city I think). A few years ago when the team was away on Father’s Day, they did a…

Special sign in for people like you over in the “Fun Zone.” Check in with Goose Gossage when you arrive. Make sure you visit the “Life Advice from Latrell Sprewell” seminar

You can also put a ball in a hoop, and a hoop on your balls. You can stick your balls in a pocket or hit your balls with a stick, but you can’t stick a pocket on your balls, because then there wouldn’t be anywhere to park your balls, you see.

So, just to be clear....you can walk in a run, drive in a parkway, and park in a driveway.

I think the “cute little stadium over there” bit was actually the worst dig because of how casually he shits all over them.

I’m sorry, that was my hilarious typo

Someone replied to that a few days ago and pointed out Spurs’ lack of mental fortitude, and I conceded the point then. 5/12/16 12:32pm

I am shocked someone in this video is fat.

I appreciate that the driver of the white car put his right turn signal on before chasing after the truck. Gotta respect the rules of the road.

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

Wayne Knight can deliver a line.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

I guess it’s good thing that young, muscular, athletically-gifted people don’t have a lot of sex then.

Not entirely surprised, since Candid Kamara always seemed to have unintended consequences.

From the clip it looked like Drogba wanted in on the PK too.

Point well made. Tip of the cap.

The Grosse Ile team has been suspended until further notice. At least 10 of the team’s 18 players are under investigation.