He’s suicidal. [crosses fingers]

I hate when the reporters ask her what Trump meant when he said something. Why give her the wiggle room? The opportunity to clarify his idiocy? Why give Trump the benefit of the doubt that in some possible way he wasn’t being a complete fucking moron?

Look, I haven’t seen it yet, but I know a lot of us are thinking it, so lets get it out of the way...

You know how being the President ages you? Barack left office all grey and looking like he had grandkids and shit.

“Is he trained in firing a weapon?” LOL.

gedagtes en gebede = thoughts and prayers translated to Afrikaans

Thoughts and prayers for the plight of white South Africans.

Prosecuting crime is hurting America!

“Trump’s only response so far has been to continue his amateurish game of checkers while Mueller already has him in checkmate.”

Your title to this piece is absolutely accurate! Also of note, if’n I had a ten-year old child (today), dolt45 would be way-way out of his league with said child as well.

This can’t be right. How could Trump be out-smarted? He has the best brain. He has the best words. He is a genius, a stable genius. And he passed that very hard cognitive abilities test with the best score over recorded.

Aside from the times he has bragged about playing with pro golfers, does the WH actually disclose who he golfs with? My guess is that there are a lot more CEOs than congressmen on that list.

I was wondering, after reading the “bad idea to go for a run after an anal creampie” letter, should there be a separate term for santorum with jizz in it? Because the definition given is just lists the ingredients as“lube and fecal matter” and was established with the preconception that we’re only ever talking safe…

Based on how so many men talk about fellatio and people who give it, I’ve got a feeling now matter how much they like getting blow jobs, a lot of guys have no respect for people who actually perform them. Any man who uses “cocksucker” as an insult should be automatically disqualified from getting his cock sucked for…

Childless NYC taxpayer here .... This is totally fine with me and will remain totally fine with me for as long as this is offered. I didn’t grow up technically poor, but I remember not having nearly enough to eat during the school day and it sucked.

Food insecurity effects children in every possible way. The improvements are wonderful news, but not unexpected. Free breakfast and lunch should be the absolute standard in public education.

This is awesome for a lot of reasons but I’m super pumped for the “not quite middle-class but can’t qualify as low-income on paper” students who’s parents most likely need that extra $300.

This is a nationwide trend, thank God. School districts across the country are adopting no cost breakfast and lunch programs, and damn, it’s past time. In Oakland we adopted free breakfast/lunch at the end of last year.

Our schools did this twenty years ago, because there were concerns about the 5-10% of students at some schools who still had to pay because they didn’t qualify for free meals would be picked on. Also, it spared the overhead of having to deal with cash deposits and bookkeeping for a very minor revenue source.

My mom went hungry a lot when she was young because her mom was too sh**ty to admit they were poor and go through the bureaucracy of applying for free lunches. Her teachers didn’t help either. Any program that will keep this from happening to other kids is a winner in my book.