What if you don’t have a dick
I dunno, I’m not a screenwriter... YET.
Don’t. Go shopping!
I thought about not writing this since I didn’t have anything nice to say but then I decided I wanted to have fun instead.
Man, I can’t wait for you guys to get to the bottom of this!
UR WELCOME :)
The all too common “I raced to the comments section to be snarky without actually finishing the piece” commenter. Kara has no kids.
See you there!
SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU INTO OUTER SPACE SO HARD
I agree. We go to Chuck E Cheese WAYYYY too much because it’s the only option. Hm. Kickstarter, lol?
Goldie thought it was a goat, so there’s that.
I feel like you people are not talking enough about how beguiling my child is and talking too much about how to reinterpret an exchange about a chair that two adults already interpreted for you. Trust us that in the moment it felt like a very weird question given there wasn’t even a third chair at the table to begin…
I love you too, Nancy. Mostly because you are my sister but also you aight.
I’m sorry, who is this?