There’s too many Americans who would try to sneak over the border, tape guns to herds of moose, and herd them toward the U.S. in hopes of Canada burning down the White House again.

If these were for circulation, I could see that. They’re not, sadly. Maybe someday.

I’ve got my bunker ready.

Osmosis.

I know the feeling too much.

I know a few people who rather enjoy receiving the riding crop.

The funny part is, notice it says specifically “if that’s all they’re doing.” Nearly all parents, including abusive parents, who spank don’t just spank at the beginning.

Feels too much like 1492.

Yep. Business as normal for the GOP.

And now I owe his dominatrix $50. I bet she put him up to it just to make me pay.

This is 2017.

According to Scientific American, your comment is the most accurate summary of the science. And at least one cited source shows grounding to be the same as spanking, apparently.

I’m grabbing a bowl of popcorn and keeping my mouth shut for this one.

Running. Lots and lots of running. And some very unmanly tears.

Well, if one of them walks by and says something like, “Careful, nkh86, or you’re going to violate Rule 34,” you’ll know they’re watching your search habits.

I hope you saw the Urban Dictionary entry and not the porn site.

Lincoln was even more controversial, and people didn’t rally around him until about a century after his death. It’s generally forgotten about today, but a lot of the public when he was alive viewed him about like Trump is viewed today. He became such of a beloved figure he is today because people came to view that the…

Let’s hope none of them involve his death. The last thing we need is this fucker as a martyr.

And if the slot machine rolls an unlucky combo, your hospital bills are doubled.

We’re on the same page.