“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

This is fucking fantastic.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

The thing is, he isn’t cheap at all when it comes to the roster. Cavs had the highest payroll last year, and will definitely be in the tax this coming season. Tyrone Lue is making $7 Million a year. For whatever reason, he devalues the GM position and refuses to pay market value. He’s really Cavalier about it.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

I know it’s an exhibition, but big props to the goalie for even ATTEMPTING to stand in Marshawn’s way. A manlier move than any of the Portuguese national diving team.

What an idiot. Dude leaves the Bulls and then wants beef.

You bat your best hitter third, not fifth, because there’s a slightly higher chance of getting an extra at-bat. It’s not possible for Ronaldo to take more than one PK in a shootout. A baseball analogy would be like a home run derby going through each lineup exactly once giving each hitter one swing. In that scenario,…

Are the odds really maximized by your best player going early? I don’t know that that’s true. If the odds of a player making the kick are the same in any position, then you have the same odds of winning a shootout with any random order, and if they aren’t, then you’d think the best players would do slightly better…

This is better than mine by quite a bit.

Keep Austin? Weird.

Celebrities, they’re just like us.

You nailed it. The dumbest thing newspapers ever did 20 years ago was start putting their content online for free. They figured it was a tiny fraction of readers and better to build the page views rather than charge for it. Problem was, a decade later when the tipping point was reached where now the majority of…

On one hand, i guess it sucks.

leased the computers on which it conducted its potentially shady business, but then had those computers destroyed as soon as the lease was over

The fact so many people dislike Russell Wesbrook absolutely baffles me. We have an athletic freak the likes of which we’ve only seen a handful of times in the league, and he really, really cares about winning. On top of that, he seems interesting and thoughtful, and dresses in ways you wish you could if you didn’t…

It’s a pretty simple trick when you think about it.

Obviously, there’s only a certain number of potential picks. All he has to do is shout one of those names still on the board. If he yells the wrong one, he just activates the temporal disrupter in his pocket and goes back in time 10 seconds and shouts the next…

“Cassius Marsh is known for tackling ball carriers as a professional linebacker, but the Seattle Seahawk’s 6’4”, 245-pound frame recently proved entirely useless in the mental athletics of Magic: the Gathering.”

Ya, agreed. This article came across as a petty, dude had fun who cares if he lost.

This is a terrible article.