He still goes home to Kate Upton.

It’s a good deal if Jordan is doing this just so he can rip on Dwight in practices.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

In the old days of old Yankee Stadium, you would say “Judge hit one into the Monuments....The Stadium was 460 or so  to CF, and all those Monuments used to be in the playing field....

As a Pens fan, it’s maddening to see the Crosby takes. Either he’s a bitch who flops, or a “dirty” player when he starts to give it back. Certainly didn’t get praised for standing around in the ECF getting slashed at the Ottawa bench, followed by water being squirted into his gloves.

Anyway, the water bottle incident…

I wish I could’ve found the motivation to read this.

And now Real Madrid has stuck it in, dry, and is pounding Juventus. Fuck it. I hate Real Madrid and the 2.7 team league they play in.

If y’all even sniff the 919 LMP1 budget over this, I’m personally going to find the responsible party and COVER THEIR DESK IN GLITTER.

He was arrested for the charge after police identified him in the photo and looked him up. So yes, the photo led to the arrest.

It’s actually the baby’s motorcycle.

Kristen has it tagged as the Urus. The whole mystery thing seems to be an ongoing joke about Lamborghini amoung the Jaloonik writers. See related stories at the bottom of the post.  

That s why complaining works people.

So it’s the Netflix of classic games?

A big motivation for the design of this generation of IndyCar was safety, and damn if it doesn’t show here.

5-10 years ago they would’ve been mopping him off the track. #engineering

Even when American runners didn’t end up on the podium in international meets, I always took pride in the nasal bone strength they displayed during competition. Now, I realize that was all a lie. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Throwing a baseball 100 MPH is of course not natural. I am making fun of Emma’s previous article:

Additional note from a CSN report: in the last two minutes... “The Boston Celtics should’ve had a field goal disallowed and a technical foul for another violation — both against Al Horford — while the Wizards were able to gain a valuable second off the clock with the lead.”

Just imagine yourself in a maze like this. Think of how legitimately panicked you’d get once you’d been in there for just over a couple of hours, with no end in sight!