So by this reading then, is Gilliam actually a false Christ/Archon who helps keep the Engine running?

The conveniently placed IBM ad next to this article reads "chocolate made with cloud" (sic) "Watch how Lindt personalizes its consumer experience —>"

Grieder's Law: Doctor incarnations must be older than me, at whatever age I am watching them. Capaldi is the first one in a while who looks like he's old enough to shave. Plus, I am old.

Across town, in a seedy zoo, a bonobo-packed feature flickers to life on a dingy screen: Rise Of The Penis Of The Apes.

Ceci n'est pas un Mjölnir.

I thought it was a bell.

Just in case you thought the Bible was literal....

Apparently Ragnarok was off by a few days. I blame Hodgman and his sycophantic accountants.

I thought that the Logopolitans were handling this?

Why is it always a bloody cat? What if you just put Schroedinger in the box instead and ask him what happened?

He was dictating.

I immediately thought of the (legendary?) Milesians:

I immediately thought of the (legendary?) Milesians:

I watched both after this article appeared: http://gizmodo.com/something-call…

"He was executed for apostasy by the local rabbinical court."

This is the story of a tech upgrade — Papyrus 1.0 to Codex 2.0 — and the lack of adequate IT support to manage the transition. There. I said it.

This is the story of a tech upgrade — Papyrus 1.0 to Codex 2.0 — and the lack of adequate IT support to manage the transition. There. I said it.

Dupe.

"Over at Sky and Telescope, you can get the real story on what the five possible stages of the eclipse are."

No doubt Time Magazine would provide an alternative U.S. version of its cover featuring Dr. Oz questioning the state of your colon.