jamesballs007
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jamesballs007

My years of subscriptions to Highlights has finally paid off. wood pattern near second window is different. tie on guy two is upsidedown.

Stop. Stop making me love you.

Basically me. U tryna holla?

This isn’t technically a blackout story, but here goes. Was in Jamaica in 1998 (this is important later) with a girlfriend staying at one of those “all inclusive” places-all you can eat food AND drink. Anyway, we were laying on the lounges pretty close to the water all morning and into the afternoon, drinking the rum

the internet is just anxiety in pixels.

Did sex with my best friend’s best man after her wedding. He came down the next morning to the brunch wearing JNCOs. God bless Ohio.

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I met him a few times in Toronto and he was roughly... I want to say 5’5” with brown eyes, smile like the sunrise. But in all seriousness, 5’6” at the very tallest.

My Summer died in July of 2012 and I cried every day for months. She looked like the dog in the picture, too, but more reddish in color. Finally, a year and a half later, I finally felt ready for another dog. Incidentally, I call him Sammy!

I think I would be upset if most of my exes got engaged (I’m on okay terms with like two of them), but not because I love them deeply or anything. It would be because I find them to be entirely loathsome individuals and I want them to be alone and preferably miserable forever.
I am not as nice as I pretend to be.

On a side note, does anyone really doubt that given the nature of modern celebrity that, provided they’re not overly particular, each of these guys probably could have done all of those things? I mean I’m sure we’d like to think that no two girls would think “Hey, we should tag team Turtle from Entourage tonight”

It was an interesting design but it just went tits up when they tried to duplicate it on a bigger scale...

Yes, yes, we can all agree it’s awful.

There’s a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.

Pinkprint made me go back and listen to all her other albums. Her candid honesty and clarity is amazing to experience.

Here for this song and carefree black girls! Love everything about this video!

•Class act Joe Giudice is probably cheating on Teresa while she finishes her prison sentence. [OK!] To be fair he probably cheats on her while she finishes any sentence.

Best thing my birth thing ever did was to abandon me at a year old. Sure, if I hadn’t annoyed the neighbors with my crying I could have died since she never came back and locked the deadbolt behind her...

Long story short, these feelings were among the many that kept me from having one for as long as I did. A lot of factors convinced me that my apprehensions were misplaced (among them the bullshit body positivity movement that just insisted that pregnancy doesn’t damage your body and my own feminist views when mother