Jalop - Jim Is An Herb - shit
jalopshit
11/1/19
10:54 PM
21

Interesting, let me try something here:

Jim Spanfeller has the hair of every forgettable NBA coaching failure from the 80s.

Jim Spanfeller is such a herb, even the Americans are pronouncing the ‘h’.

11/1/19
2:35 PM
9

The best insult isn’t the one you hurl against your opponent. It’s the one your opponent hurls themselves into as though blindly walking into a wall. It does not require anything more than a few well placed words well beforehand if possible, an audience, and the stage set so that your opponent can walk directly into Read more

10/31/19
4:21 PM
21

So you’re saying that an evil group took over the vehicle of the good guys, then repurposed for their own and then lost the war? Read more

10/31/19
4:19 PM
14

Since I’m guessing most the trolls left when the comments sections started getting disabled and Splinter got axed completely, I’ll be that guy. Read more

10/31/19
4:14 PM
18

now Jim’s using Deadspin articles without payign royalties, and deleted the comment sections because of course he did. (the Deadspin staff quit in solidarity with Barry - barry was fired after Barry pointed out that their general interest posts outperformed sports posts)

10/31/19
4:14 PM
77

But can I still drink while my favorite website implodes because a couple of limp-dick assholes would rather fuck it’s dead corpse than stick to what has worked for nearly two decades?

10/31/19
4:13 PM
45

Drinking and gaming sounds like such a struggle. At best, you’re barely buzzed and playing video games while wasting beer. At worst, you’re super dizzy yelling curses at 12 year olds calling you “faggot” repeatedly on Call of Duty in between games. Read more

10/30/19
4:29 PM
3

Is that an offer? Let’s take this offline ...

10/30/19
3:38 PM
183

So the only two single people left in the bar at last call have decided to hook up. Truly a love story for the ages.

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10/30/19
12:33 PM
128

Just wanted to say it fucking blows that Barry got fired yesterday. There are relatively few constants left in life, but Barry writing the first article of the day for Deadspin was one of them. I’ve been coming to Deadspin regularly for about 10 years now. I love this place. So many laughs, so many great reads. The Read more

10/30/19
12:13 PM
99

Looks like the mini-24 hour strike is over? Nice to see you are back Drew. Let us know if we need to start meeting with you and the gang somewhere else. You know, this venue is cool and all, but the new owners are kinda dicks. We can always try somewhere new... Read more