I'll just leave this here.

#skaybait

You're not a nutjob, Michael. I too love the rear of a Ford GT. I also love the front of a Ford GT. I love the top of a Ford GT. I love the bottom of a Ford GT. I love the sides of a Ford GT. I love the interior of a Ford. ♥

COTD!

Yeah, it's got a touchscreen and I can stream music to it from my iPotato but bro, this stick thing in the middle, what does it do? Also, man, why are there, like, three pedals?

$57,000 and a salvage title?

oh man... please, reconsider your opinion. maybe this gif will help you to change your mind... please...

I'm married to a Chinese woman. Stoic about everything. The only way I can tell if she's mad is by looking at her hands. If I see a butcher knife, I haul ass.

HEADLINE: Woman Drives Like Woman!

What the heck were her tires made of, Jell-o?

Maybe she does it all the time and is now used to it.

Sees that his choice is #1

Must be lost Gawker commenters. Only excuse.

Ok, ok enough toothpetard. Stop reading Gizmodo and tell me what the time it is. NOW!

I thought my butler could do that?