Your first bonus fact states that the cutoff for what's considered to be a "safe" amount of gluten is 10mg. That's actually off by a pretty wide margin....

I was diagnosed with celiac disease in 2004 so I have no choice. Otherwise, eat the god damn gluten! I hate when I get the "oh jeez another diet fad idiot" eye roll now when I ask for gluten free alternatives in a restaurant. Just stop it. Stop it now! Eat the god damn gluten.

I predict Seattle's 12th man gets the MVP.... which will be Peyton Manning's 2nd Superbowl MVP.

Hey look everybody, this guy was into 1990's europop before it was cool! He's not even impressed!

OK, so I completely understand that rooting ISN'T for everyone, and if it isn't for you, then hearing "just root it" is probably maddening.