You know what that would go great with?
MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT

Episcopalians!?

I imagine most AV Club writers and many readers are out of Chicago where Trump was so relevant a decade ago. I lived next to the river and the city was losing its mind because Trump refused to take down his massive "TRUMP" sign on the new riverfront tower. It violated all sorts of city legislation but Trump basically…

I can't hear Black Hole Sun without thinking about how much I hate the video. They're inseparable.

We get to see Anthony Hopkins flipping through his favorite 90s records deciding what to play next on the player-piano. He thinks Spoonman would be totally rad especially if he could program one of the robots to be Spoonman.

The Partisan always left me in stitches

Carry a hockey stick like Casey Jones. Put that fear in the top shelf like a man.

I was just about to type this. Always read responses before you post.

My first was a red state as well but an urban central library where guys were bathing in the bathroom by the archive and even playing three card Monte hustles. Urban south is not very clean or pretty.

I want to be greeted everywhere by a child in a tuxedo. If I had one wish it would either be smoking monkey bartender that smacked people making bad jokes or a bowtie wearing penguin that answered my mansion door and led guests to wherever I was lounging or studying. Dreams. Gotta have them.

Billy Bush? Never met him, loser!

First thing to do after leaving. Make the worst apology ever to that one cousin or co-worker who wouldn't stop explaining how The Matrix is real and you'd just make fun of them. Smug bastards

Always sad when they retire a character. I want him back

Just to stop it's creation.

Raves were fun. This is madness with mainly wealthy young people spilling beers and picking fights between furious grinding on each other.

Ohhhhh, Golly!

White Castle was a mainstay in my youth but I'm thinking nationally. Totally met Kid Rock and Pam Anderson there after the Kentucky Derby. Highlight of my life

Take it back, you dirty dikachu. We made ultra specific food trucks and turned festivals into deafening ecstacy DJ sets. Forget everything I said.

I tried their steakhouse burger or whatever and it was like a hockey puck with rubber mushrooms on top. Maybe I got the display burger now that I think about it

I loved that he called his wife and father both "a dirty dog"