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As someone with Crohn's I don't see the funny correlation between delicious taco feasts and having your insides feel like they're killing you. You make horrible decisions when you've eaten only crackers and sips of water for days.

Is there a verb for coitus

Colbert, never met him. What a loser

Poor Edgar. His VA experience was so much worse for friends in Phoenix where they let people die and faked paperwork for bonuses. So many guys with DUIs and disturbance arrests because they were losing it and never getting any help when they were normal guys signing up.

Aya Cash and Kether Donohue had a pretty funny Comedy Bang Bang appearance recently. I figured it was already renewed.

I don't think I've ever seen the food sit on the table for more than a minute or two before Jimmy leaves. They eat like maniacs when they're out because they never take more than a bite of Edgar's food before it's time to yell or drink again.

And dogs, and children.
Plus more elaborate Edgar breakfasts and Jimmy's box of insults.
“Edgar, I liked you better when you were writing and starring in the hit musical In The Heights"

“Edgar, I liked you better when you were writing and starring in the hit musical In The Heights" One of the best Youre The Worst jokes.

But which indie-psych band is gonna play the T2 theme, Thee Oh Sees? Is the nuclear wasteland in the beginning going to take place at a kickball game in Brooklyn?

So weird I just decided to Google them and they're touring. It's gonna be such an funny dad fest at the shows where a bunch of us try to fit in our skinny jeans and old band shirts being twenty pounds heavier and worried about work the next day. Wish I could catch it at Subterranean in Chicago because that would

Every conservatives favorite show where they have to mention they don't approve of gay marriage but that super gay fat guy is hilarious and his husband is afraid of sports!!!! If it wasn't for Al Bundy as the voice of reason it'd all be nuts.

I finally put together where Bear Vs Shark got their name. Space Ghost, Mission Hill, Home Movies and Love Line were my childhood escapes growing up on a farm two miles from anyone.

Gogormak is paying 86 oz. of rams' blood per day! Spend more hours with your brood and coven. On Tuesday I bought a wonderful new setup for my alchemy including a rig to extract exactly what I need from human blood as learned from my West Hollywood nights at the pumpkin patch behind the Troubadour. It sounds crazy but

The son of Larry Mullen Sr., Thegde, Bonobos, and Adam Clay 2000 pounds

The place everyone in Louisville and Chicago hates. But that's opening a million jibes about how Louisville sucks.

I think I owe like $400 to Newport PD for doing things in my front yard. They ticketed me twice for drinking on the sand in front of my old place in the harbor but can't prevent my four bikes and lawn furniture getting stolen. Priorities.

I never use it in conversation but for a state so intent on shortening and making acronyms of things people are touchy about using OC to simplify things like it's too sacred to shorten. God forbid we act like Angelenos or Bay Area people!!! I feel like the soap opera killed it

Love the Daria avatar. I have MTV Classic and watch Daria and Wonder Showzen all the time. It's a gem of a channel

I always tell friends that it's the most beautiful place in the country if only you could get rid of all the people. I used to be on the peninsula but the drunks and snobs ruined it for me so now I'm south in Dana Point and love the quiet but they're trying to move the party down here.

Black Flag wasn't overtly straight edge but they were part of the Dischord/DC movement. A lot of dudes also listened to Minor Threat alongside your white power mainstays like Skrewdriver. Not easy to understand Nazis.