“Agreed. Also 9-11"

A venn diagram that’s actually just a circle.

If anything, Dennehy was too restrained in his portrayal.

No matter how hard you argue to the contrary, your farts do not smell as good as you think they do.

I thought that was only in Detroit.

My interest is Wayning.

So long as he stops filling the roster with Bulls leftovers, I'm good.

Makes you think.

The sentiment was affirmed by male siblings.

Have you seen their chocolate icing?

“No, for women it’s the opposite. Having sex makes them angry.”

It belongs in the Super Bowel of weekly highlights.

The Browns are fascinating, because every week they're opponent plays down to their ass level.

Moly shit, that joke...

That is a hall of fame sports kid.

The referee that threw the flag? Joe West.

was offered a $50 gift card for the ordeal

Casting the first stone, eh?

“He did, however, hit a 41-yard field goal with seven seconds left in the game.”

There is no fucking way he's allowed in the delivery room.