Gonna be a scorcher! Beat that heat!
It’s official: After watching the ludicrous, deranged, awe-inspiringly kitschy trailer for CATS, I have decided that it is now Splinter’s “Movie of the Year.” Get ready for a TON of content—or CAT-tent—about CATS, folks. Meow!!!!
Apparently, Ivanka Trump, who always conveniently winds up having expressed displeasure about her father’s worst decisions even though there is literally no evidence that she has ever affected any positive change, didn’t like the “send her back” chant. Go figure.
Tons of people are outraged about the “send her back!” chants that erupted at Donald Trump’s rally on Wednesday as he attacked Rep. Ilhan Omar, but nobody is more outraged than The View’s Meghan McCain—because Trump and his fans are being so racist and hateful that they’re taking away McCain’s ability to smear Omar…
This week in “protests are good”: A protest at ICE headquarters was reportedly so effective that the whole place had to go into lockdown! I say: good! Next up: “locking down” ICE permanently—by abolishing it.
The feuding within the House Democratic caucus has been steadily escalating over the past few days, and now it looks like it’s threatening to spiral out of control.
CNN released its rules for its upcoming Democratic debates, which include things like “a candidate who consistently interrupts will have his or her time reduced” and—I love this— “there will be no show of hands or one-word, down-the-line questions.” Thank the LORD.
Great news: The 2020 Census is reportedly being printed WITHOUT the awful, anti-immigrant, vote-suppressing citizenship question. Seemed like a foregone conclusion after the Supreme Court rejected the government’s rationale for including the question, but still: good!
On Monday, a large congressional delegation visited multiple detention centers in Texas to see what the conditions for the people being kept there are like. The things they saw were horrifying.
What a week it has been.
If Thursday night’s Democratic presidential primary debate in Miami proved one thing, it’s this: You can beat Joe Biden if you try.
Well, they’re finally here: the first Democratic presidential primary debates of the 2020 campaign.
This is a picture of a man and his 23-month-old daughter, drowned on the bank of the Rio Grande.