His advisory board is a diverse group. Some say no abortions ever. Some say never ever. Some say never ever ever. The most fervent add an exclamtion point.

If you don’t want people thinking your dolls do the drugs, maybe don’t model them on nightclub personality Amanda Lepore.

You know what encourages kids to explore music? INSTRUMENTS!

I’m not 100% convinced that this whole thing hasn’t been Joaquin Phoenix/Shia LeBoeuf style performance art.

“Below on page 3 would stop all of my speeches.”

Jesus Christ - *why on earth* would he need to tell a sexist/misogynist joke in ALL of his speeches?

I don’t need all that space. I'm rarely home, I spend most of my time doing the thousands of things available to me in nyc

Enjoy your car commute to work, coming home to the middle of nowhere and looking out the window at nothing while I consider which of the 3000 bars or restaurants I want to go to, get my 1 hour amazon delivery or pick which of the literally hundreds of galleries, museums, concerts or other cultural events I want to…

Well, I think there is at least one group of people—and I guess I count myself among their number—

IS THAT WHY THEY CALL THEM SLACKS?

Dickless here doesn’t think Ghostbusters is the funniest movie of all time.

We don’t. We just keep failing very slowly and the flailing and desperation fuels the engine.

I’m totally behind this woman, and I think it’s awesome that this is getting attention, but I always wish these arguments would go even further. Yes, girls should be allowed and encouraged to dress up as train conductors and firefighters and so on. BUT ALSO, boys should be encouraged to dress up as Elsa from enchanted…

Reading through the transcript, I felt rather badly for the judge. What a bunch of idiots he’s dealing with. At least he seems to recognize the blatancy of their bullshit.

worst fanfic ever.

I'm hoping Santorum will try again because I'll never not enjoy making Santorum Google jokes.

I would like to ban 'on fleek' by June 1. We'll be sick of it by then.